So you want to be an astrophysicist?

Number one: does this make sense to you? http://m.cnet.com/site?t=r1pZag1XuZb4dXVqJiPb7g&sid=cnet [HINT: LHC a subculture all its own]

Number two: do you know how to dress yourself or shop for clothes?

Number three: can you talk about gamma rays from dawn until the cows come in, and then spend all night stargazing with friends?

BTW, I have "Kindle 2 thumb" - those who know, know.