The Scissorser's Apparatus

To my parents do I owe my life. To them and the subcultures around them do I owe the extensions of my personality.

Every person alive and dead made me who I continue to be.

My life is only one person, full of physical abilities I rarely test.

I depend on the sanitation crew to collect my garbage and compress it with the garbage of others to take up less space in a growing landfill.

From Disney to the NRA and DAR to the Rainbow Coalition and SIGGraph, "I" is you.

Every subculture is my family. Listen carefully and hear we are one. Treat everyone like family, free to share opinions and accept criticism in equal measure. What we do or say to one, we do to each other.

Thus ends today's lesson to self!